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How did you get into cinema?
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Oh, I didn't mean to.
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Is it true! At first I wasn't going to.
It was my sister who pushed me.
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We had a group of friends.
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So many people worked on this film!
If we go back to the basics...
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This is simply amazing!
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PIERRE CALFON
represents
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"DRAGEE WITH PEPPER"
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A film by JACQUES BARATIER
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Screenplay by JACQUES BARATIER
in collaboration with GI BEDOS
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Dialogues: GI BEDOS
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Chief Operator
HENRI DECAY
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The face is like this all the time
We bend and unbend our legs.
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And exhale during the effort.
This is a very important thing!
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- Well?
- What? I say no!
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About cinema I say no.
- But this is Cinema Vérité! (cinema-truth)
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I don't have any movies here!
And what is “cinema vérité” anyway?
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We photograph people unexpectedly.
We say: “Tell me, what do you think?”
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And people talk.
- The truth? So what do you do about it?
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We make them say what they say
we wouldn't want to talk. Do you understand?
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Yes but... But this...
This is tactless!
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- And, above all, it’s a look.
- Sight?
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Something they wouldn't show to anyone.
And we pull it out with the camera.
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We want to remove people from the inside -
what do they think...
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- What’s in their head, what’s inside them...
- Inside?!
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You need my hall to rent,
what do people have inside?
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Bodybuilders? Inside?
- Well, for example...
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Look. Right now. I ask:
"What are you thinking about?"
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"What's inside you?"
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But what are you... And you are filming
only people? No dogs?
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- There are no dogs.
- No dogs?
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And do you need a hall?
- We need a big wall.
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-Are you removing the wall?
- Yes, we need a big white wall.
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Wall? Oh, well, if the wall...
Well then...
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If you want a wall, please.
Is it true that you have a wall?
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Well, well... And I will continue.
I have no time for this.
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Is it true! Haha... So.
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I'm an accountant.
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Monsieur, please. Could you please
answer for "cinéma-vérité"?
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Do you know what “cinema vérité” is?
- No, I don’t know.
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I don't care.
-You have nothing to say?
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- I work at a bank, so...
- And you have nothing to say about the bank?
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Look, we're all in the bank.
We are trying to improve our situation...
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Monsieur!
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- Yes?
- Monsieur, what artists do you like?
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- Men or women?
- Women.
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- Sophia Loren.
- Sophia Loren?
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- Yes. I like Michelle Morgan.
- Michelle Morgan?
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- Much less - Brigitte Bardot.
- Is that so?
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- At the national level.
- What do you think about Cinema Vérité?
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About "cinéma-vérité"? I think it's
a good movie for those over 85.
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- Hey! Hey!
- Do not move! Do not move!
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Wait, I didn't finish my sandwich...
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Look what you've done!
Everything is on the floor! Don't move!
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- Nasty boy! Come here!
- No.
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- Gerard, come here!
- No, I won’t go!
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- Okay, that's enough!
- Not a microphone around your neck!
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Come on, start!
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Tell us!
- What?
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All!
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Everything that is on your soul!
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The truth!
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What are you thinking?
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Come on, tell me!
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What I've never told you!
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What happened to you!
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Happened at home!
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When you were little.
- I don’t remember anymore!
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I was too young.
- Tell me!
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About dad!
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I didn't love dad.
I don't love dad...
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He's bad.
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"Dad, you're bad.
You stole my girl.
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Lily, Lily the simpleton,
who was so good in bed.
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Dad, be so kind
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Don't keep it for yourself
for life
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Lily, Lily the simpleton, whose tits
I really wanted to see you in my bed.
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Call, call! Goody, goody
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The bell of the suburbs!
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Sunday morning, hand in hand
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We can't walk anymore
according to Panten!"
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Nothing, nothing.
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Let's go.
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Attention! I would ask
a little silence!
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Dear friends, you must visit
at our friend Gerard's tennis match
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with veteran Rakanovsky.
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However, the real duel will unfold
not in tennis, but, as usual, behind the scenes.
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The tennis match is just an excuse.
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The essence of the real conflict is
between the "old wave" and the "recent rain".
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I invite you to attend
at this historic meeting.
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On the serve - Rakanovsky.
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- Gerard! Gerard!
- Great!
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Let's! Finish him off
this old bastard!
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- So, 30:30.
- Let's! Let's!
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- Would you like to see a beaten man?
- Yes.
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- Would you like to be beaten?
- Oh, yes!
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Beaten!
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6:1, 6:1, 6:1.
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I, Rakanovsky!
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One of the best rackets in France!
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And by whom! As a boy!
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Ah... I'm ashamed.
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Ashamed!
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I'm really sorry.
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Come on baby
everything is fine.
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Are you suffering?
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Oh... terrible!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have
do so! I admire you so much!
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But it's stronger than me. When I see the ball,
I can’t help but hit him!
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Yes. You are an athlete.
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Besides, everything was against you:
wind, spectators.
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Yes, it was very difficult.
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Especially the audience.
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Whatever you say, play tennis
in front of hundreds of people,
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who call you a sieve -
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"Hey, sieve!" -
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it's depressing.
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- It’s disgraceful to call you a sieve!
- Yeah...
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That's not the point...
No, it's about tomorrow's press.
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Press about me...
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Perhaps France Soir will write
not bad, they are my friends.
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But the rest...
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Mediocrity from "Figaro" only this
and have been waiting since that day...
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when they did it to me
proposal.
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And I sent them away.
- They did it to you...?
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Yes, yes... Phew, this is a classic!
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There are plenty of these guys all over the courts.
- My God!
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Oh yes, they won’t miss the opportunity!
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But notice we are playing
not for journalists!
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No. But when they write in all the newspapers,
that I am a “sieve”, what will it be like for me?
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Wherever you go, everyone will be
call me a sieve!
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"Oh, Monsieur Sieve!"
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It's horrible!
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What about my family?
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My mother?
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Poor woman!
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Come on!
You're being dramatic!
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- It's all over with me! Yes. Yes!
- Not really! No!
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No! Not yet!
You can play!
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A few more years! You don't...
Alexey!
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Oh, you, my God! My God!
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What are you saying?
You shouldn't kill yourself like that!
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Everything collapsed!
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You won't understand!
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I gave up everything for tennis.
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I gave up everything for tennis!
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Study.
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This was in 1935.
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Spring 1935.
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I had a year left to graduate
Faculty of Political Economy.
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I gave up everything.
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And lose today
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second category player!
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Because, forgive me, old man,
but you are not a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful player!
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- Yes, I know!
- No way!
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I know. But that doesn't mean
that I should be reproached!
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Yes, you won, but against me
there were spectators and wind!
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Especially, by the way, the audience!
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I would like to see how you play
when hundreds of people shout at you: “Sieve!”
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Sieve! Hey, sieve!
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No, I would like to see it!
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We need to arrange everything
in places.
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By your side -
freshness of age,
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you are lively...
Yes, you are lively!
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Yes, you are cute.
But not for me.
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You can't fool me!
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They don’t learn like this, overnight,
play tennis!
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A?
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You know, I've seen it on the courts
the triumph of cute people like you.
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This lasts a year.
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Lasts two years.
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And then - grunt!
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Yes!
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Hryas...
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Get a grip, old man.
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All is not lost yet.
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You can still achieve
success.
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I would love that so much!
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Mr. Rakanovsky!
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This...
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This is first of all...
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What confuses me most is
how you hold your racket.
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No, really! Let's see.
Come on, show me.
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Come on, come on, show me!
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I watched you on the court.
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You amused me!
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Yes, they were funny, but show me!
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Come on, show me.
And there’s no point in sneaking around like that!
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It's annoying! Come on,
show how you hold the racket.
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Let's.
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O-la-la!
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Finger position
at least interesting!
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Here's the index finger...
index finger...
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Index finger...
Index!
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- Yes, yes, yes...
- Yes, yes, yes!
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What is this?
Is this a form?!
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This is my... my... my T-shirt!
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Mike!
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- What is this?
- These are my pants!
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Trousers! Ha ha!
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Trousers? This is it? Yeah, yeah...
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Sexy?
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Have you seen how it plays
Jean Borotra?
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Priest!
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Oh yes! Class!
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That's what class is!
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It's not just about
hit the ball like a deaf person.
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- How?
- How deaf!
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What about your serves?!
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Are you happy with your serves?
- Quite.
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Well, yes, of course.
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This is not how the ball is served.
No way.
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And between us - they don’t seem to you
are your serves a little pathetic?
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- Yes... I'm serving a short serve...
- Short serve!
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With a strong blow.
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It's up to you.
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I'd like to work with you.
Not over the serve, I’m fine with it.
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- Yes...
- Above style, above form...
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Everyone needs it, in short.
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Need it for everyone?
Well, well... When do you want, old man?
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Well, I don't know... tomorrow morning?
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Tomorrow? No, tomorrow is impossible.
I have students all day.
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- Then... then I'll call you?
- Yes, yes, call.
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-Will you tell me?
- I'll tell you.
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- Whenever you can.
- When I can. Yes, yes.
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OK. I'll change my clothes.
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That's it, old man, change your clothes.
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- See you soon, monsieur.
- See you soon.
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- Meet me at the bar. Ciao!
- Bye-bye!
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It's funny to look at yourself!
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What a movie!
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You know, you can do it too
do the same.
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This is what you will become
knights of the camera!
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Hold it!
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The old methods are a thing of the past.
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And the eye, let's say,
no longer needed.
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Bravo! This is amazing!
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Look carefully!
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Now we're shooting from behind.
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Above.
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From below.
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And never from the front.
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And most importantly - never twice!
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So if you have eyes
and two ears - Paris is yours!
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I have a camera
you have a camera!
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And we all have
will be on camera!
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My dad gave it to me!
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And my mother gave it to me!
249
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,440
Aunt Emma gave it to me
and said: “Take it!”
250
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:04,020
Since I've had her,
I'm completely exhausted.
251
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:07,780
We will manage it,
we'll film with it.
252
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,770
And everyone will shoot
your own little stories.
253
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:21,200
Everyone will shoot
before the Opera
254
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,450
Panorama and Cinerama.
255
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,650
Who will take me off without asking,
256
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,570
He will get his cell!
257
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:38,200
Who wants to act,
come here quickly!
258
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:42,340
I will film
and they will applaud me.
259
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,600
I have a camera
you have a camera.
260
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:52,940
And we all have
will be on camera!
261
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:05,200
Come on, I'll take you off
at the Eiffel Tower.
262
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,600
Oh, I'm sorry
but today dad is coming.
263
00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:15,170
(Sings in German about Paris)
264
00:17:23,428 --> 00:17:28,371
A Notre Dame Cathedral
not in Berlin!
265
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:38,600
Tell me, mein Herr,
sorry, I...
266
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,050
I'm looking for my daughter
Anna Fiebig!
267
00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:43,050
I am Franz Fiebig!
268
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:47,880
He worked here -
French Academy of Plastics.
269
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,650
A? So they all left.
270
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:53,650
Everyone's gone, everyone!
To the Roland Garros stadium.
271
00:17:53,650 --> 00:17:57,110
To tennis. Tre-pum-pum!
- Pum-pum?
272
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,020
Ah, me! Boom boom, war!
273
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:02,340
Big guns
isn't it, monsieur?
274
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:05,420
No! No no. Tennis!
275
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:09,200
Roland Garros Stadium!
Easy to reach: straight,
276
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:14,000
all the time right... uh...
Etoile... Etoile is very simple.
277
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,680
Arc de Triomphe,
Victor Hugo...
278
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,450
Then - metro station
Michelangelo-Molitor.
279
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:23,370
And behind her, behind her, is Roland Garros.
280
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,650
Nonsense! Very simple!
281
00:18:31,850 --> 00:18:33,250
Oh, cat!
282
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,710
I'll grab you in nature,
among the greenery
283
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:42,510
since my heart
directs the lens
284
00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:44,740
my sensitive camera!
285
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,280
Oops, she ate the bird!
Nasty cat!
286
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:52,770
Get out! They didn't tell you
leave them alone?
287
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,770
You look cunning.
288
00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,400
Oh hey! You don't need me!
- Why? Don't want to act in films?
289
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,310
No. And a lot of people know me.
I don't want to be criticized.
290
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,250
- Don't want to?
- No, thank you.
291
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,200
Better come to an agreement
with the dads that are going there.
292
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,770
Oh, this is great!
293
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,600
Hey you! Listen!
294
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,250
You are insolent! What an absurdity
To catch me like this on purpose?
295
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:25,200
Why are you doing this?
- I wanted to fool around.
296
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,910
I'm bored.
- Leave me alone!
297
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,250
Please be kind
would you like to chat a little?
298
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,020
Otherwise I'll fall asleep.
The baby cried all night...
299
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,680
But, monsieur, damn it!
I don't know you!
300
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,000
And talk to you again!
Well, no!
301
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,310
You're only a month old!
How annoying it was!
302
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,340
- If you want to talk, talk.
- Oh, thank you!
303
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,740
In the last days
It's pretty cold, huh?
304
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,310
And this is in April!
- Yes.
305
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,850
Great weather for kids!
306
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:22,770
This is for them...
nice breath of air, huh?
307
00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:28,740
Do you walk every day?
- Well, it depends on the weather.
308
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,680
How old is he?
309
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,310
6 months.
310
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,370
Yours is... small.
311
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,480
How much does it weigh?
312
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,620
Half a kilo.
313
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,710
- He's really small.
- Well.
314
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:55,110
Especially for a boy...
315
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,280
Is this a boy?
- Yes.
316
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:02,340
Imagine, this one weighed
at birth 10.5 kg,
317
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:05,420
and now, at 1 month,
it weighs somewhere...
318
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:08,050
23.8 - 23.9 kg.
319
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:13,020
- But this is a lot!
- Yes, beautiful baby.
320
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,910
- Don't breastfeed?
- No.
321
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:24,820
And we feed.
We'll stop soon.
322
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,480
My wife's breasts - wow!
323
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:31,340
Oh, this is terrible! Terrible!
If you saw it, you would...
324
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:34,220
And I talked, I talked!
Let's stop this destruction!
325
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,700
We will give it to the baby
cow's milk, like everyone else.
326
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:40,400
But he is so gluttonous!
- You can safely bottle feed.
327
00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:43,460
- Do you also give him cow's milk?
- Oh, no, powder!
328
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,460
- And everything is fine?
- Amazing!
329
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,500
I was told
which comes out in lumps.
330
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,780
- You know, they “said”...
- Yes, but still.
331
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:53,160
Naturally, you need to stir!
332
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,700
A!
333
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,760
How many feedings per day?
- Two.
334
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,760
At first there were six
but then...
335
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,360
to be honest, two...
- Well, yes...
336
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,100
This wouldn't be enough.
337
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:12,080
He chews something all the time
like this... like this...
338
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:16,440
All in me! I...
It's just terrible!
339
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:20,260
Especially flour.
When I see flour... yum-yum...
340
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,260
Yes...
341
00:22:22,057 --> 00:22:24,820
But I can't. This is starch.
342
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,860
Now he shut up
because I just ate.
343
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,700
Otherwise it would have been
can be heard far away...
344
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,840
So what is he,
never sleeps at all?
345
00:22:33,314 --> 00:22:34,840
Almost never.
346
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,280
Strange, don't you think?
For a one month old baby?
347
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,920
Lying here, staring at me
with your huge eyes...
348
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,920
It's kind of scary.
349
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,920
Are you sure this is a child?
350
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:50,820
Sometimes I ask myself.
351
00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:55,580
- You need to consult a doctor.
- Yes, he came and...
352
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,720
- Therapist?
- Yes.
353
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,240
Ah, nonsense!
He should be examined by a psychiatrist!
354
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,520
I understand this. I have
there was concern about mine.
355
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:05,060
It's not the same for him
even exactly the opposite.
356
00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:07,060
Already 6 months
he hardly wakes up.
357
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:09,700
- So I thought...
- But Doctor Julien confirmed to me,
358
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:12,440
that this is absolutely a child.
- Oh, well, yes.
359
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,920
And what do you think about him...
360
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,880
When I tell this to my wife,
she'll have a blow.
361
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,200
True - one more, one less...
In any case, she lies down.
362
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,520
- There's something wrong here.
- Yes, she is a wreck after giving birth to this...
363
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:34,360
We don't get enough sleep.
This animal screams all night long...
364
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,300
You hate him, don't you?
365
00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:45,840
I have no feelings for him
no aggressive feelings.
366
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,380
Just great indifference.
367
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,280
- Our stories are similar to yours.
- Yes.
368
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,420
I even find ours with you
the acquaintance is quite exciting.
369
00:23:57,620 --> 00:24:00,860
Did you notice that at first I avoided you?
immersed in his worries.
370
00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:03,420
But little by little I discovered
that we are brothers.
371
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,560
We gave birth...
- Monsters!
372
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,020
Perhaps even
that they won't survive?
373
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,440
So much the worse.
- So much the worse!
374
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,940
Or so much the better!
375
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,140
Well, yes, so much the better!
376
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,100
Just imagine, dear monsieur,
what a yoke we would get rid of!
377
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:34,160
Kindergarten, alphabet,
multiplication table...
378
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,360
Puppet theaters,
Tuileries Gardens or Luxembourg.
379
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,880
Hanging out at shop windows
during the holidays!
380
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,480
First communion, solemn assemblies...
- So now is the best time for us!
381
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,260
He is, indeed, deeply asleep.
382
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:49,540
And he's bald. Your wife,
probably blonde?
383
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,680
- Yes.
- That's what I thought.
384
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,920
Not a hair. How mine
brunette, so your...
385
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,440
Isn't he too wrapped up?
- No, why is that?
386
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,040
What are you wearing?
- Just woolen underwear and...
387
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:09,760
Oh, so many charming girls
run after men
388
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:15,280
these respectable men,
picking apples... fornication!
389
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,220
- Do you have a minute?
- That's what I'm here for!
390
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,660
We could go...
391
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,480
Follow me, I'll take you
to your apartments.
392
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,880
- Can you show me the way?
- Follow the guide.
393
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,080
I know these paths.
394
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:06,580
She didn't see me. I saw you.
You'll burn me. Get out of sight!
395
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:09,740
But beware! If they catch you,
they'll slap you in the face!
396
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,960
And I will record the slap!
397
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,700
Working with the eyes -
we know a lot about it.
398
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,080
And we put our whole soul into it.
399
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,760
I work as a viewfinder.
400
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,660
And we work with our eyes.
401
00:26:27,342 --> 00:26:31,260
- There are such boring ones!
- Please, no comments.
402
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:35,160
Well, did you feel it?
- But no comments!
403
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,540
This might make you laugh!
404
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,240
Don't you like this thing?
405
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,800
Well, is that all? Can I go?
406
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,800
I saw a thigh - I hit the mark!
407
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,800
I saw only hands -
it doesn't count.
408
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,180
But beware! If they catch you,
they'll slap you in the face!
409
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,980
And I will record the slap!
410
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:56,660
This is Roland Bourgeois and your beloved
daily game "What's the difference?"
411
00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:58,820
Today I am
in the Bois de Boulogne,
412
00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,980
where I met our
today's contestant,
413
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:03,360
charming and attractive
passerby,
414
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,340
who might be lucky enough to win
100 francs. 10 thousand old!
415
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:07,700
- Cash?
- No, by check.
416
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,480
- Well, that doesn’t suit me!
- What is your name, mademoiselle?
417
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,920
- Jacqui.
- So, Mademoiselle Jacqui, my first question.
418
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:18,360
What's the difference between
planet and star?
419
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,500
Well... the planet is like the moon.
420
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:22,900
Round.
421
00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:24,900
And the star is...
422
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,460
she has such appendages...
- Ah!
423
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:29,460
Oh, I don’t know!
424
00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:30,920
You see?
425
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,380
I, the President of the Union
voyeurs of Paris,
426
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:39,260
I ask you:
do you see what I see?
427
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,980
Working with the eyes -
we know a lot about it.
428
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:45,940
And this is our pride.
429
00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,540
I work as a viewfinder.
430
00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:49,540
Wait, I'll ask you
your second question.
431
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:52,140
What's the difference between
senator and deputy?
432
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,080
Well, wow!
Me and politics...
433
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,560
Deputies, deputies...
Deputies have a chamber!
434
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,560
If I were in my room,
I wouldn't be here!
435
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,320
No, mademoiselle, that won’t do!
436
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:04,020
I'm sorry, but this is impossible!
- Hey, what about my 10 thousand?
437
00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:06,660
Oh, damn you!
Crazy crazy!
438
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:08,440
Voyeur!
439
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,000
Idiot!
440
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,060
Stubborn!
441
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,340
How do I get it, huh?
442
00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:20,160
- You are so natural!
- Yes, I am! Whole!
443
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:24,260
Oh, how cute!
Your fiance?
444
00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:26,720
- No, younger brother.
- Nice one.
445
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:30,760
Why are you so shy?
You're experienced with girls, aren't you?
446
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,420
- No, not at all.
- Oh, how funny!
447
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,260
Well, good bye!
448
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,860
Stiletto heels, black market bags.
Hello girls!
449
00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:42,740
They stand on the panel,
morning and evening
450
00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:44,980
for the sake of...
- ...shopping!
451
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,120
Hello, Giselle! Are you free?
452
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,940
Yes. So far everything is calm.
453
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,580
Mr. Perrier from Rue Michoudière
- would you be interested?
454
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,140
Oh no, there are such traffic jams.
I won't park.
455
00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,140
Okay, I'll call you back
when I find something.
456
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:05,340
Fine.
457
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,380
Ich frichten schnell
458
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:12,620
a 10 thousand franc note!
459
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:17,520
No, no, Nicole!
No, no, Jeannine, no, no!
460
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:23,220
Nine-nine, Lily,
no disaster!
461
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:28,020
Girls in Berlin
are too expensive.
462
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:29,800
Hello!
463
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,240
Are you taking a walk?
464
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,840
Bitte...Roland Garros Stadium?
465
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,020
Eh, tennis player?
466
00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:41,380
Do you like sports?
- Which man?
467
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,640
- Athlete?
- I-I.
468
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,200
- I also love sports.
- Are you taking Burter the fireman?
469
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,200
No, I'm busy.
470
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,980
So you've arrived in Paris
go in for sports?
471
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:55,660
I-I! Paris! I!
472
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,360
Bois de Boulogne police!
473
00:29:57,420 --> 00:30:00,160
Stop all cars
traveling towards the priestesses of love.
474
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,060
Damn, this was just not enough!
475
00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:07,740
Ah, Paris! Police!
Always the police!
476
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:09,480
We seem to have failed.
477
00:30:10,580 --> 00:30:13,200
Eh... Hey, mademoiselle!
Mademoiselle!
478
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,880
Bye, Fritz!
479
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:18,580
Mademoiselle, hey!
I don't even know your name!
480
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:20,180
Mademoiselle!
481
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,780
Hello, Giselle!
Are you still busy?
482
00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:29,320
Here Ambassador Monchu is impatient.
483
00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:31,500
Place General de Gaulle, 28.
484
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,500
General de Gaulle? I'll take it!
485
00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:36,080
Block all the paths
leading into the forest.
486
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,620
Set up big ambushes.
487
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:41,260
To all secondary roads
send teams.
488
00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:43,620
Cavalry -
489
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:47,300
to the big oak tree.
I said to the big oak tree.
490
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,700
OK. And don't relax
don't show pity!
491
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,240
I'm counting on you!
492
00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:53,480
All police will be on alert!
493
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,700
Attention everyone!
494
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,020
So let's go!
Turn around properly!
495
00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:15,860
I want to go home soon
drink your decoction.
496
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:18,600
Come on guys, let's go!
Just like in 1940!
497
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,940
We tremble under the shade of greenery.
The police announced the alarm.
498
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:27,660
In the bushes! Drop everything!
499
00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:29,820
Police raid!
500
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,240
If you dodge, I will
I'll catch it in my box.
501
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,580
And I will put you for kilometers
films...!
502
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,080
Come on,
no need to worry so much.
503
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,800
Do you have permission?
Forward!
504
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,260
My chickens in the forest
tripped over a rooster.
505
00:33:25,260 --> 00:33:28,860
I didn’t manage to cut down
10 pieces.
506
00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:31,160
And I like koi... tus!
507
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,540
There is a special world on the boulevards.
Hair in the sun
508
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:44,720
Flashes like asteroids...!
509
00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:49,600
When you drive by in your
taxi in the Bois de Boulogne,
510
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,460
and you see these ladies standing on the panel,
what are your feelings?
511
00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:54,980
What do I care? They do
your work as it should.
512
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:57,780
I don't care.
- In your opinion, is this a normal craft?
513
00:33:57,780 --> 00:34:00,500
For them - yes, since they do it
are engaged. But I don't care.
514
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:05,920
It's here.
515
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:09,260
Get on the bench.
516
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,840
Be careful, you're going out of frame.
517
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,640
- Like this?
- No. Yes. No... uh...
518
00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,280
Do something.
- I don't know what.
519
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,800
Improvise!
520
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,020
No, something more original.
521
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,100
No! Not this, anything
more alive.
522
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:28,720
More lively, more fun,
how to put it...
523
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,600
Think about what you love.
524
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,620
No, that's too much
"like a fashion model."
525
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:36,160
No, pretend to be an artist
526
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,160
actress...
527
00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:42,760
Think about the birds
about color cards...
528
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,500
French women are great!
Pam-pam, Champs Elysees.
529
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:52,180
Glass of champagne
"Veuve Clicquot"!
530
00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:56,860
French Mimi -
striptease, honey, honey!
531
00:34:56,980 --> 00:35:00,920
Let's go to the hotel,
French girl, glug-glug!
532
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,760
Three or four...
533
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,600
- Drive on.
- But this is my daughter, monsieur!
534
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,140
- Parking on the square is prohibited!
- But this is my daughter!
535
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:13,760
Please, monsieur! Anna!
536
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,680
- Standing here is prohibited!
- My daughter is there, monsieur!
537
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,120
Do you like bridges?
538
00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:23,180
- Yes...
- And the mountains?
539
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,260
Pink is better than sea.
540
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:28,260
Look at my hands!
541
00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:31,240
Move forward!
542
00:35:31,371 --> 00:35:33,540
Don't block the passage!
- Drive on. So, your documents!
543
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:36,180
He blocked me.
I wanted to make a circle around the square!
544
00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,960
- Your documents!
- I have no documents!
545
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,760
My ideal is to be
girl with a galosh...
546
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,920
Oh, sorry, cover girl.
547
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,260
In color, on coated paper.
548
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:49,040
On a blurry background...
549
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,280
Blurred background, blurred background
550
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,780
Colors off frills and yokes.
551
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,920
There are frills and yokes
for every taste:
552
00:36:08,060 --> 00:36:11,300
With and without a hole.
553
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,580
Hard fabrics, soft fabrics.
554
00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:23,800
Hats for red hairpieces.
555
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:33,380
Kerchiefs around the neck.
556
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:36,680
And under the dresses there is beautiful lingerie
557
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:41,260
To make our knees sing...
558
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:50,340
Anna! Anna!
559
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,780
Anna!
560
00:36:57,660 --> 00:37:00,040
Oh, please excuse me,
Mademoiselle.
561
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,820
I took you for my daughter.
562
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,820
I lost my daughter
that's why I'm looking for her.
563
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,520
Are you... are you a student?
- Yes.
564
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,220
And that means, for sure,
know my daughter Anna?
565
00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:14,120
- No.
- Anna! Anna Fiebig!
566
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,500
- No, I don’t think so.
- Ah!
567
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,400
Eh, Paris is big,
and my daughter is very young.
568
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,400
So I got lost. I have...
569
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,140
I have two... two children.
570
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:30,060
Otto, 3 years old, and Anna, 20 years old.
571
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,960
Are you... are you studying what?
572
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,380
- I'm an ethnologist.
- Veterinarian?
573
00:37:37,628 --> 00:37:39,380
I work at the Museum of Man.
574
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,460
- I... don't...
- In short,
575
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,280
I'm interested in the person.
576
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,520
Are you interested in a person?
577
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,980
Man? Very interesting.
578
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,260
- More precisely, the human soul.
- The human soul?
579
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,520
The human soul? Vas ist das?
580
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,960
Human! Body!
581
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,880
And the soul. Art!
582
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:04,880
Music!
583
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:08,080
A! Music! Music!
584
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:13,040
Mozart! Wagner! Beethoven!
Pum-pum-pum-pum!
585
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:15,280
I'll go to Africa.
586
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,340
Save the souls of blacks.
587
00:38:19,628 --> 00:38:23,000
You know, in Harfica there are black women
588
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
carry their children on their backs!
589
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,000
It ruins their chest!
590
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,040
If you knew how terrible
conditions black women live in!
591
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:34,200
A! Black women!
Africa!
592
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:38,720
I! Schwarze, schwarze!
593
00:38:38,828 --> 00:38:42,820
I would...wish...
see you again
594
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:46,200
to chat together, eh?
595
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,100
About the human soul!
596
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:51,500
The soul of man, ha ha ha!
597
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,920
Ah, ladies!
598
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,560
Ah, Paris! Paris!
599
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,280
City of big men!
600
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,300
And little ladies!
601
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,500
Sign in!
602
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:45,580
This is Anna Fiebig, my friend.
603
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,600
- Does she work with you?
- Uh... yes.
604
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,200
You can be envied
Dear Gabriel.
605
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,400
Will you allow me, mademoiselle?
606
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,400
So where's the film?
- Here.
607
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,960
Is this the only thing?
- No no.
608
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,220
- Are there others?
- Yes.
609
00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:02,760
So, let's see...
610
00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:05,740
You know this...
611
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:08,280
Yes, this is great!
612
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,740
This is amazing!
613
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,740
It's so funny!
614
00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:16,020
But how did you do it?
- At the funeral.
615
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,440
Ah, the rascal!
616
00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:22,940
Charming! Charming!
617
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:24,940
Fabulous! ABOUT!
618
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:29,320
It's just...
But how could you?
619
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,720
I was in the closet.
620
00:40:31,885 --> 00:40:33,560
Voyeur!
621
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,500
Here! This is a movie about life
Cinema Vérité!
622
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,420
You know, in Italy we have
only this is “cinema verita”!
623
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,960
And I feel like there's nothing left
real life.
624
00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:44,440
Recent years
everyone was doing just that -
625
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,000
cinema in life, cinema on the street,
cinema is everywhere!
626
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,520
Now the new Chamber of Deputies,
new "camera" (it.)
627
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,080
will force people to live without a camera.
628
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,880
So that cameras don't follow them.
629
00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:59,820
Cinema cameras
this time.
630
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:02,600
When they go to bed.
631
00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:06,220
When taking a bath,
eating spaghetti.
632
00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:10,050
So that there is no camera in spaghetti
or cameras in your cell.
633
00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:13,420
Because, you know, in Italy
The bedroom is also called a chamber.
634
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:18,770
That's how difficult it is! Oh, in Italy
everything is called a "camera".
635
00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:23,820
How wonderful this film is!
How beautiful!
636
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:26,340
Splendido material!
637
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:29,310
But where did you find
this beautiful lady?
638
00:41:29,310 --> 00:41:33,110
Beauty in the bath...
So I would drink this bath, right?
639
00:41:33,110 --> 00:41:35,600
- This is me in the bathroom.
- Yes, clear, clear.
640
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,220
Oh, how good!
- But it’s me in the bathroom!
641
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:42,570
Yes, I understand. Very beautiful.
These round, round shoulder blades...
642
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:45,140
Where is she?
She's on a motorcycle!
643
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:48,050
- It's me on a motorcycle!
- Yes, yes, what a sight!
644
00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,250
You know, it's just "dolce vita"!
645
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:53,740
- It's me on a motorcycle!
- Well, yes. Let me see, please!
646
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,340
Motorcycle... but what is it?
647
00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:58,880
Is she being followed?
Are the carabinieri pursuing her?
648
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,080
Faster... Faster, faster!
But what is it?
649
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,880
She gets off the motorcycle.
They pick her up.
650
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,820
She's undressing!
Wow, what a beautiful girl!
651
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:10,820
Get your dirty paws off!
652
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:14,000
It reverberates right through the motorcycle.
Oh, what love!
653
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,480
Love! What a beauty!
654
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:21,050
- It's me.
- More modest! Let me see.
655
00:42:22,510 --> 00:42:24,600
And what kind of beauty is this?
656
00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:28,420
Sorry, I got carried away with the film.
She's adorable!
657
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:32,370
Very nice. I have a feeling
that I've already seen you somewhere.
658
00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:34,370
OK!
Great movie, kid!
659
00:42:34,370 --> 00:42:37,770
Come, come again,
but definitely with mademoiselle!
660
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:41,200
Everything is fine!
See you later, my pussies.
661
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,310
Gabi! Gabi,
take your film!
662
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,280
Bye!
663
00:42:49,310 --> 00:42:53,020
"There was some kind of
divine fire
664
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,110
Men on the street
whistled after her.
665
00:42:57,370 --> 00:43:01,770
For the love of Rosita
they became legionnaires
666
00:43:01,770 --> 00:43:07,080
Or priests,
or committed suicide.
667
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:12,000
My Lucy!
When I give striptease lessons -
668
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,820
striptease, as you call it
it's in French -
669
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:19,220
invest in the game
more sensuality!
670
00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:23,514
Sensuality!
- I’m not familiar with sensuality?!
671
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:27,370
Yes I remained a girl
to a fairly advanced age,
672
00:43:27,370 --> 00:43:30,050
to devote yourself completely
study of sensuality!
673
00:43:30,050 --> 00:43:33,310
Theoretical sensibility,
scientific sensibility,
674
00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:37,740
sensuality that doesn't wait
nothing from a man, nothing from a man!
675
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,800
Sensuality - total purity!
From your head to your sandals!
676
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,420
Sensuality - total purity!
677
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:47,200
- What are you doing?
- Well, the lightning is stuck!
678
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,020
- Wait, I'll fix it.
- No! Add an expression!
679
00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:53,740
The main thing is the facial expression!
680
00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:57,420
And not just the ass!
- If so, I'd better go back to the office.
681
00:43:57,540 --> 00:44:01,200
If only it was all this
was brains! Eh!
682
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:05,880
Okay, now I'll give it to you
some kind of accessory.
683
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,450
This is a test. Test.
684
00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:12,400
Let's say, for example,
that this is an umbrella. Umbrella, okay?
685
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,620
This is a test. Take it.
686
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:16,680
- How?
- How to take it?
687
00:44:16,850 --> 00:44:20,650
How, how! Take it.
Take it like this.
688
00:44:21,250 --> 00:44:24,450
And she went. Let's go, let's go!
689
00:44:24,650 --> 00:44:26,880
This is a test, ladies.
690
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:31,540
Look, this is funny.
It's an umbrella! So.
691
00:44:31,650 --> 00:44:33,820
Look!
692
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:44,370
The most important thing is grace!
Feminine, cat-like...
693
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,420
You're going out, right?
Keep your eyes on the man.
694
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,080
Breasts...
695
00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:56,540
And then - the piano! - went...
696
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:04,140
Now we bare our shoulder
but with... how should I say... with...
697
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,500
With femininity!
Like this, with voluptuousness...
698
00:45:08,657 --> 00:45:13,220
Not platonically, but rather...
erotically and even...
699
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,180
like an animal!
700
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,560
Voila!
701
00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:19,880
Not bad!
702
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,760
Like this. We'll work tomorrow morning
something more difficult:
703
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:27,220
over the gloves. Gloves!
Undressing hand...
704
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,680
Voila! That's not bad!
This is twisting...
705
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,800
Yes. But only every gesture
must be accompanied...
706
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,000
- Hints?
- No...
707
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,660
- By omissions?
- No...
708
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,060
Symbolisms!
- I don’t have gloves.
709
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,880
No gloves...? Oh well.
No and no need!
710
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,440
So now, ladies,
sit down!
711
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,440
Now - accessories,
which I give to you.
712
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,440
It could be anything.
713
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,700
But it can be very important!
714
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,940
The man of your life!
You love him, don't you?
715
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,480
The essence of a man, right?
716
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,960
So you dance with him!
717
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,760
"Oh, what an ass she had!
And she knew it.
718
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:12,380
But never any man
didn't touch her!
719
00:46:12,460 --> 00:46:16,960
It was a respectable ass,
went to mass.
720
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:22,240
Christian ass,
went to confession
721
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:28,180
So many different asses
made the glory of women!
722
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:33,700
Cleopatra's Ass
drove Antony crazy
723
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:38,580
Ass Pompadour
was very sarcastic
724
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:43,540
a Lady with Camellias
I didn't keep it for long."
725
00:46:43,540 --> 00:46:46,760
And this?! This is it!
What is this, voluptuousness? Huh?
726
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,880
Is this bliss?!
Yes, this is some kind of porridge!
727
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:53,600
And you? What are you thinking?
Is this a man?! Is this a man?
728
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,620
Don't you like men?
What do you like? Spaghetti?
729
00:46:56,620 --> 00:47:01,340
Then think about spaghetti!
Now, don't take your eyes off me!
730
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:04,320
You're moving towards him
731
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,420
to a man
from which they did not take their eyes off.
732
00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:10,860
The caresses become
more persistent.
733
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,080
You should watch
right in front of you.
734
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,440
Into the depths!
735
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:19,840
But your eyes
must be with expression!
736
00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:22,060
Okay, that's enough. Young ladies!
737
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:24,440
If you want it fast
start earning money
738
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,120
don't miss out
not a single gesture of mine!
739
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,800
Everything is in your hands! A?
740
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:33,400
And...(Spanish)
741
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:38,060
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Let's open wide!
742
00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,780
Wide, ladies, wide!
743
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:42,960
Now let's take off our stockings
in a lying position.
744
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,220
Because stockings are
These are not just stockings!
745
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:48,680
This is completely different!
This should express...
746
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,620
Roll it up like this, like this...
747
00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:55,940
"In Rosita's yard
gentlemen were crowding.
748
00:47:55,940 --> 00:48:00,120
Sipped whiskey and soda
with a languid look.
749
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:04,820
And every morning she
counted their corpses
750
00:48:04,820 --> 00:48:10,060
with your little hands.
How charming she is!"
751
00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:14,040
Oh! I can't stand men!
752
00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:17,820
As punishment you will serve us
guinea pig!
753
00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:20,460
Now we will undress you!
754
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:23,220
Let's undress, like this!
755
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,600
And now, ladies,
when you are completely naked,
756
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,440
you dance with umbrellas!
757
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,100
"One day Rosita returned
on a cold evening.
758
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:46,860
One Mr. Cha-Cha-Cha
accompanied her.
759
00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:51,280
It was the Prince of Malaga.
He was fascinated.
760
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,800
He put the ring on her finger,
and now she is already a princess!
761
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,640
Now Rosita is the queen of Malaga.
762
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,520
And in the principality she -
main beauty
763
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,860
Now everything is for the king -
flowers and sparkles.
764
00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:11,840
And they had a lot of children
after their tete-a-tete.
765
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:16,060
After their tete-a-tete!
766
00:49:22,820 --> 00:49:25,060
...cinema vérité...
767
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,440
- Until evening?
- Fine.
768
00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:39,120
- What is the address?
- There, Adeline Street.
769
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,340
- And the house number?
- 15!
770
00:49:42,340 --> 00:49:43,880
It's not far from here.
771
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,500
What are you interested in in life?
772
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,120
- Money.
- Is that all?
773
00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,660
Well, I also like it
have fun.
774
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,340
With your...
775
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:11,280
With your...
with your colleagues.
776
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,560
Have you ever thought of becoming...
I don't know...
777
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,340
secretary of the directorate?
778
00:50:19,620 --> 00:50:23,780
No... No, it's me
never attracted.
779
00:50:24,740 --> 00:50:26,960
No. And in general, I like it
outdoor life.
780
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,840
- And you are Parisian?
- No. I was born in Cotentin.
781
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,840
Nice region?
782
00:50:34,620 --> 00:50:36,340
Not bad.
783
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:39,300
There are bastards there.
Just like everywhere else.
784
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,140
What were you doing?
your parents?
785
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,900
Well, my father at first...
786
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,780
because then he was fired -
but at first it worked
787
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,780
in the storage room.
788
00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:55,860
- And your mother?
- She was a housewife.
789
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,500
What about you?
790
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:02,240
I took care of my younger ones
brothers and sisters.
791
00:51:02,371 --> 00:51:04,940
And you gave it all up
to come to Paris?
792
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,580
Well... actually... oh,
Well, a lot happened!
793
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:16,960
First my father
fired from the storage room.
794
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,060
And then... he started
great to "pawn".
795
00:51:22,171 --> 00:51:23,840
Besides...
796
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,140
not only, as they say,
drank continuously.
797
00:51:29,114 --> 00:51:31,800
And when did it start in the shack?
yelling too loud
798
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,640
I was fed up.
799
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:40,020
Do you sometimes think about love?
I mean love from the heart.
800
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:42,020
- Heart?
- Yeah.
801
00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:46,800
Don't know.
802
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,640
I don't mind.
803
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:55,700
I don't mind... Who knows!
804
00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:01,400
I am in this sense
I haven't seen that much.
805
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,560
This is not my specialty.
806
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,420
Heartfelt love?
807
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,880
I don't know... I don't mind.
I don't mind.
808
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,580
I want to believe in fables.
809
00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:23,100
Naturally!
810
00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:29,480
-Did you come to Paris alone?
- Yes, alone.
811
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:31,680
My husband works a lot.
812
00:52:31,828 --> 00:52:34,880
You know, in Milan everyone is men
They work at a hellish pace.
813
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:38,220
And he doesn't worry, knowing
what are you in Paris?
814
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,680
- Why worry?
- Don't know. Maybe he's jealous?
815
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,700
Oh God! Jealous? At my age
I have the right to count on trust.
816
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:50,300
No, he's not jealous. He loves me.
Maybe I was once jealous
817
00:52:50,660 --> 00:52:53,980
but I'm still with him.
- Yes.
818
00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:55,500
That's it.
819
00:52:57,114 --> 00:52:59,340
And he won't come here to you?
820
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,540
I hope not!
821
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,120
Real cinema...
I'll say this
822
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:07,620
you know, “real cinema” -
it's completely different.
823
00:53:07,820 --> 00:53:11,420
You see, we have "cinema vérité"
you always have to cook.
824
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:13,420
Always! And how!
825
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:18,340
Remember, my child. If you're at the cinema
are you going to steal a bike?
826
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,140
You have to buy it first!
827
00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:22,240
- But then it’s not the same at all!
- And I should sneeze.
828
00:53:22,371 --> 00:53:24,140
This is theater, that's normal.
829
00:53:28,114 --> 00:53:30,300
It's not easy for me
make you a confession.
830
00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:32,900
What do you want,
I let myself be carried away!
831
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:35,520
Lessons from my parents
memory of ancestors,
832
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,340
Trufaut, Godard, Chabrol,
all these good old guys...
833
00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:40,900
So, I also plunged into it.
834
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,760
And he made a real film.
835
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,800
In endless twilight
passing eternity
836
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,000
Things are divided into parts so that
then fold into new things.
837
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,720
But not the same ones.
838
00:53:54,828 --> 00:54:00,060
"Same" should stand out
similarity, distinguishable by appearance.
839
00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:03,700
Like marble
different from a marble statue.
840
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:07,560
What hot hands!
841
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,000
Do you like hands?
842
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,920
-Are they hot?
- Hands are very important.
843
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,420
Skin is what is very important!
844
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,000
You were missing.
845
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,800
I looked after my husband.
846
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,160
Were you well looked after?
847
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,680
He died!
848
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,180
I would like to help you.
849
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,120
You have beautiful lips.
850
00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,380
Do you like my lips?
851
00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:39,600
They are beautiful.
852
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,420
They are beautiful
853
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:45,860
because they are chubby!
854
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,020
I love plump lips!
855
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,620
My husband's
the lips were thin.
856
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:56,240
- You are brave!
- Oh, no, no!
857
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,340
This... this is your first
coming out?
858
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:05,100
Honestly...it's a habit...
well, that is...
859
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,760
And then...
860
00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:09,720
An event that you are aware of.
861
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,680
I'd rather waste my time
walking in the park
862
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,340
on the river bank...
with your child.
863
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,220
-You only have one child?
- Yes.
864
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,180
But I want to have more.
865
00:55:24,740 --> 00:55:26,520
Oh, I'm so hot!
866
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,620
Aren't you hot?
- Yes, I'm hot.
867
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,600
I love it when I'm hot.
868
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,520
Wow, I'm as cold as a cat!
869
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,800
I often argued with my husband
on this topic.
870
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,500
He had a mania
open all windows!
871
00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:45,380
You...
872
00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,780
big apartment?
- Huge!
873
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:49,780
And all these open windows...
874
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,320
He assured that it was so
much healthier.
875
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:54,660
He was preoccupied with diseases!
876
00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:56,240
What did he die from?
877
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:59,400
For pneumonia.
878
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,440
I would like
dance with you.
879
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:18,600
I love to dance!
880
00:56:18,820 --> 00:56:21,560
- That would be nice.
- Yes...
881
00:56:22,020 --> 00:56:24,140
Especially with this rhythm.
882
00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:28,280
Because you can dance
calm...
883
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,620
This is very nice...
884
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:37,080
My husband hated dancing.
885
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,680
Hated it all.
886
00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:45,040
What sign were you born under?
887
00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:47,440
Scorpion. What about you?
888
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,440
Twins.
889
00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:52,640
- How interesting!
- Very interesting.
890
00:56:54,740 --> 00:56:58,160
- Do you like astrology?
- I have a passion for astrology!
891
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:02,320
I believe this is divine science.
- Oh, yes!
892
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,260
All this is divine!
893
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:10,020
Gemini and Scorpio
They are terribly attracted to each other.
894
00:57:10,140 --> 00:57:13,740
Even if between them often
everything ends very badly!
895
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,080
I've already had affairs
with scorpions.
896
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,080
And what?
897
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,960
Catastrophe!
898
00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:27,760
Will we destroy each other?
899
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,120
May be.
900
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,340
I feel you will be with me
just terrible!
901
00:57:33,340 --> 00:57:36,420
- I promise!
- I'm scared!
902
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,880
- I know.
- I should run away from you!
903
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,880
Give it a try.
904
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,240
But will we have fun together?
905
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,620
We won't be bored.
906
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:49,980
I was so bored
with this dead man.
907
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,480
What I like about you -
you are alive!
908
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,800
Amazingly alive.
909
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,340
You see how many clients there are!
910
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:09,140
Well, well... idiots!
911
00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:13,320
If you want to improve your language skills, come here -
it's better than using textbooks!
912
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,780
I love you! (English)
913
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:17,520
Ich liebe Dich! (German)
914
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,380
Ti Amo !(Italian)
915
00:58:19,380 --> 00:58:21,380
Te quiero! (Spanish)
916
00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:23,580
Habibi! (Arabic)
917
00:58:24,657 --> 00:58:27,420
Eh, damn, it would be nice at least
one client today!
918
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,240
One man for Ann-Laure,
the other for Phoebe.
919
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,680
Are you a boy or a girl?
920
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,160
- She's not one of these.
- Don't touch my sister!
921
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,380
- Yes, he is kind.
- And here you are!
922
00:58:43,380 --> 00:58:45,480
Nice to see you.
- Let me see.
923
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,740
Are you crazy?
924
00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:51,100
- You're not going to film here, are you?
- You need police permission.
925
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:53,800
- We'll tear your tape!
- I also have a camera.
926
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,000
- What is this for?
- How small she is!
927
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,440
- Cool, let me see.
- Oh, the client has arrived!
928
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,200
Another one with a suitcase!
929
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,440
Are you my hero?
930
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,900
Do you like me?
931
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:12,040
We can't accept you
Monsieur curé is not there.
932
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,540
Tsu peace, kleine?
933
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,040
In the moonlight in Saint-Tropez?
Let's have some fun?
934
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,040
Stay with me.
Bridget went to the store.
935
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,880
- Oh no!
- Come on, let's wallow in the bathroom.
936
00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:54,460
Hey!
937
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,000
Hey, are we sneezing?
938
00:59:59,460 --> 01:00:01,880
You don't make me at all
don't embarrass me!
939
01:00:02,180 --> 01:00:04,840
Come on, come on, don't spit!
940
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,480
I understand you!
True, true!
941
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,700
You're my 325, old man, so...
942
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:12,960
Okay, okay, don't be capricious,
chick!
943
01:00:13,060 --> 01:00:14,960
I'm here!
944
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,720
He swallowed his tongue.
- You know, the sink can wait.
945
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,780
Um, no, sorry.
The sink can't wait, no!
946
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:26,180
- What are you, a plumber?
- Where did you get this from? Plumber...
947
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:28,180
Come on.
948
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:32,660
Well, yes, I'm a plumber.
But only difficult -
949
01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:35,600
plumber of honor, plumber of love!
950
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:40,420
Oh, how nice it is to stroke it!
951
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,480
What an epidermis!
952
01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:52,380
What about me? What should I do for now?
953
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:53,680
Here you go.
954
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,920
Men love accessible women
955
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,520
Women love ladies' men.
956
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,320
A woman without a man
- like without a soul
957
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,140
A man without a woman -
fails.
958
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:08,400
But the woman changes immediately
next to the boring husband
959
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:13,930
The most ardent brunette will become cold
Next to her simpleton husband.
960
01:01:13,930 --> 01:01:18,200
Next to my money-bag husband
The coldest blonde will be ardent.
961
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:22,500
Next to my thick-headed husband,
with the most ordinary husband
962
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:25,360
Life flies by
and horrified by it
963
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,460
It’s too late, alas, to wave the handkerchief.
964
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,340
-What do I look like?
- To the Statue of Liberty.
965
01:01:32,740 --> 01:01:36,060
Did we come up here?
to fix the sink?!
966
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:40,120
I lost my legs getting up here
do you want to do some repairs?
967
01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:43,580
This wall emits
very strange sounds.
968
01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:47,280
Looks like it's inside bricks
someone left their ears.
969
01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:50,460
What about the joint? Where is the junction?
Oh, here he is, here.
970
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,460
And the water doesn't come out anymore!
971
01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,980
Here she comes down, like this,
This is where it branches...
972
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,060
It rises here
yes, it's still rising...
973
01:01:59,060 --> 01:02:01,320
It's coming down again...
974
01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:03,740
Oh, the Seine is flooded
Gare Saint-Lazare!
975
01:02:03,740 --> 01:02:06,800
She dreams of a zipper
976
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,440
Which he will fasten with a proud look.
977
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,740
She dreams of deep sofas
in love nests.
978
01:02:12,740 --> 01:02:15,500
"God, why do I need these manners?"
979
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,500
Life flies by
and horrified by it
980
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:21,320
It's too late, alas,
crumple a handkerchief in your hands.
981
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:24,580
Men love accessible women
982
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:27,200
Women love ladies' men.
983
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,840
It happens that priests
seduce women.
984
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,700
And sometimes even nuns
burning with passion
985
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:36,200
To the nasty men from the beach,
which carry them afloat
986
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,820
Get wild
love on the waters.
987
01:02:38,820 --> 01:02:41,800
Enjoy life,
decent women!
988
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,360
Katrinochki and Nonnetochki!
989
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,620
Brunettes and blondes,
skinny and fat!
990
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:50,320
You are on the world map in order to
to bring pleasure to everyone!
991
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,240
Life flies by
and horrified by it
992
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,820
It’s too late, alas, to bite the handkerchief.
993
01:02:56,820 --> 01:02:59,800
Men love accessible women
994
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,120
Women love ladies' men.
995
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:07,800
There is no more passion in heaven.
Our souls fly to heaven.
996
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:11,020
So they die of boredom
and remember those madness
997
01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:13,680
Which were indulged in on Earth.
998
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:17,580
Oh, so that's where the leak is!
Finally!
999
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:20,880
What are you doing?!
Do you want to flood the whole house?
1000
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:24,080
Are you trying to get me into trouble?
- Oh, come on, stop...
1001
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:31,280
- Nicole!
- Dad!
1002
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,460
Please go home
and immediately!
1003
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:36,600
- I will never marry him!
- Well, we'll see about that later!
1004
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,660
Life flies by
and horrified by it
1005
01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:46,120
It's too late, alas,
bite your handkerchief
1006
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:50,940
Pronto?
1007
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,300
Pronto!
1008
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:55,760
Legion?
1009
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,120
What legion?
Legion of Honor?!
1010
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,120
What?
1011
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:22,420
I need a legion
in Sidi Bel Abbes!
1012
01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:27,860
Uh, no. Listen, mademoiselle,
I'm passing through here.
1013
01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:30,560
I'm sure you're on your own
you'll do great.
1014
01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:35,340
No, listen, I'll explain it to you now.
I have a special situation.
1015
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:39,200
I have a friend who...
who works in the legion.
1016
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,560
In the officers' mess.
1017
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,300
And I would like to contact him
as quickly as possible.
1018
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,800
Yes, in the dining room!
1019
01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:58,100
- Hello, legion?
- Yes.
1020
01:04:58,380 --> 01:05:00,760
- Foreign?
- Yes.
1021
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:03,860
Connect me to the dining room,
please.
1022
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:07,900
I? Dining room, I'm listening.
1023
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:09,420
Hello, canteen?
1024
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,000
I'd like to talk
with Mr...
1025
01:05:12,340 --> 01:05:14,480
I'd like to talk
with Ramon, please.
1026
01:05:14,820 --> 01:05:16,480
Ramon, it's for you.
1027
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,020
- Whom? Me?
- I, you!
1028
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,700
Hello? Hello?
1029
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:36,700
He's the one.
1030
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,080
On what issue?
- Hello, Raymon.
1031
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,880
This is Genevieve.
- Who is this?
1032
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,520
- Genevieve!
- I don’t know this one.
1033
01:05:43,660 --> 01:05:46,680
Well, the lady in the silk dress
with blue polka dots.
1034
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,480
3 days ago.
1035
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,000
Oh yes! That evening!
1036
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,840
Yes, yes, yes.
1037
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,660
I was completely drunk.
How are you?
1038
01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:59,820
- I missed you, you know.
- A?
1039
01:06:00,140 --> 01:06:02,060
I say: I miss you!
1040
01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:04,060
A!
1041
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,060
Do you miss me?
1042
01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:08,060
I? Yes.
1043
01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:10,220
Raymon!
1044
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:12,220
Yes?
1045
01:06:12,340 --> 01:06:14,100
My legionnaire!
1046
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,960
We had a lot of fun, huh?
1047
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,320
They're having a blast!
1048
01:06:20,060 --> 01:06:21,560
Savage!
1049
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:23,560
What?
1050
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:25,560
I adore you.
1051
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,820
And by the way, uh, hey...
thanks for the gift.
1052
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,820
What gift?
1053
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,960
Grandma, what I discovered
in your shoes. Thank you!
1054
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,540
- Shut up!
- No, it's cool!
1055
01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:39,540
If everyone were like you,
it would be worth trying.
1056
01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:43,020
- Please. shut up!
- Still, it's cool.
1057
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,740
The most important thing is
1058
01:06:45,980 --> 01:06:47,960
that I can hear your voice!
1059
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,520
Pardon me?
1060
01:06:49,860 --> 01:06:53,620
I say the most important thing is
that I can hear your voice!
1061
01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:58,040
Could you repeat it?
I didn't understand anything.
1062
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,300
I say it's important that we
we can hear each other.
1063
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:04,340
- Are you talking about the price?
- No, not about the price.
1064
01:07:04,860 --> 01:07:07,180
This is disgusting!
Everything cannot be reduced to money.
1065
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,000
Listen, Ramon...
Raymon!
1066
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:12,000
Yes?
1067
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,660
I take some comfort in the possibility
call you because...
1068
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,660
Well, in general...
I hope I'm not disturbing you?
1069
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,260
Well, actually I've been with you for a long time
I can't speak!
1070
01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:23,780
I need to do some potatoes.
1071
01:07:23,780 --> 01:07:27,100
I'll hang up in a second
I promise. You see...
1072
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:31,400
I wanted to say goodbye
with you before leaving...
1073
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,860
- Where are you?
- In Paris.
1074
01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:37,480
- Will you kiss him for me?
- Whom?
1075
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:38,720
Paris.
1076
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:40,720
- Is that all?
- What?
1077
01:07:40,940 --> 01:07:43,720
- Is that all you can tell me?
- Yes.
1078
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,680
And... thank you.
1079
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,620
- For what?
- For a gift.
1080
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,240
- Is that all?
- Yes.
1081
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,420
You've been drinking.
1082
01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:56,200
- A?
- I say, you drank!
1083
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,480
Well... there is a little.
1084
01:07:58,740 --> 01:08:00,220
OK. Goodbye Ramon!
1085
01:08:04,140 --> 01:08:06,960
You know... we are more
I'll never see you again.
1086
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:10,120
It's true. We have little chance
see you again.
1087
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,740
But we
destined to meet?
1088
01:08:13,060 --> 01:08:16,900
We rather had
short meeting.
1089
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,960
Good movie.
1090
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:20,960
What movie?
1091
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,960
- "Short meeting."
- A!
1092
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,200
Goodbye Ramon!
1093
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:27,480
Goodbye, madam!
1094
01:08:28,371 --> 01:08:29,580
Goodbye Ramon!
1095
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:32,200
OK.
And I'll do the potatoes.
1096
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:53,840
Later, in the women's orchestra,
in one loincloth
1097
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:58,380
I turned the notes over
in a brothel in the Balearic Islands.
1098
01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:02,160
Men winked at me
and opened their wallets.
1099
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,980
And finally, in Hong Kong,
I beat the gongs
1100
01:09:05,980 --> 01:09:09,380
In a small dance hall
set the swing rhythms.
1101
01:09:09,380 --> 01:09:12,600
And the old Chinese
with your skinny fingers
1102
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,100
Sliding with dollars and gold
all over my body.
1103
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:20,020
Never, never again
I won’t see either Monge Square
1104
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:23,040
Not Rue Mouffetard,
no need to dream anymore!
1105
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,860
Life has passed, life has passed,
and it is a complete lie!
1106
01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:30,280
I was lost, I was broken.
Men are barbarians!
1107
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:33,840
I see how it flares up
in their slanted eyes
1108
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,920
Fierce heat, Ceylon ardor,
1109
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,920
When to the sound of the gong
they swing dance
1110
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:43,020
Dancing around me
shaking your thin fingers.
1111
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:46,960
I know, I know,
I won't see Panama again
1112
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:50,200
Neither Saint Cloud nor Nogent,
nor the banks of the Marne!
1113
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:53,360
And all this because of dollars,
because of gold and lies!
1114
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,920
I was lost, I was broken.
I've had enough, I've had enough!
1115
01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:59,600
The funeral was very nice.
1116
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:03,220
Damn Marcel! I regret one thing -
I didn’t even say a word to him.
1117
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,800
But he needed
say something!
1118
01:10:05,980 --> 01:10:08,260
Oh, poor Marcel...
1119
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,280
Hey, he was a great guy -
Marcel!
1120
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:14,800
Not very witty
but with a great delicate soul!
1121
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,400
He even managed to force us
forget about your appearance:
1122
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,780
freak of freaks, the worst
of everyone I've ever met.
1123
01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:24,400
So, immediately after the ceremony,
1124
01:10:24,514 --> 01:10:29,200
after the funeral, we went to Iza.
I was getting teased again about the rabbit.
1125
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,960
Casimir! It was
wonderful bunny.
1126
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,900
Give him a carrot
he will take her in his "beak"
1127
01:10:34,900 --> 01:10:37,300
and imitates Winston Churchill.
1128
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:41,100
He loved to eat delicious food.
1129
01:10:41,900 --> 01:10:44,740
Perhaps this is the only pleasure
which the poor guy had.
1130
01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:46,740
With his face.
1131
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,140
How ugly he was
wow!
1132
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:50,820
Holy shit...
1133
01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:54,240
I even doubt whether he had
relationships with women.
1134
01:10:54,371 --> 01:10:56,940
And if there were -
then only if by surprise.
1135
01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:03,600
Life in a hotel
cannot satisfy.
1136
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,800
Nine-nine, Nicole.
Nine-nine, Lily.
1137
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:12,020
... there are 5 thousand francs.
1138
01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:16,120
Okay, okay, baby!
Pathetic hotel!
1139
01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:21,340
He didn't take care of himself.
You have no idea!
1140
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:26,480
For example, this morning,
when it was time to pick up the body.
1141
01:11:26,580 --> 01:11:28,140
Not found in the house
not a single sheet!
1142
01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:32,640
I needed a sheet, so I went
to the lingerie store. There were only pink ones.
1143
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:36,520
I say: “Aren’t there others?”
“No,” they answer, “only in a flower.”
1144
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:39,920
Flowered for a funeral!
Here...
1145
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,880
Sorry, monsieur,
answer a small question.
1146
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:44,880
What do you think about striptease?
1147
01:13:45,860 --> 01:13:48,060
Have you already seen striptease?
1148
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:52,360
- What? Expertise?
- Striptease!
1149
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,360
Striptease?
No, I've never seen it.
1150
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,920
And select it already,
How does a woman undress?
1151
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,780
- Yes, many times.
- And what did you feel?
1152
01:13:59,780 --> 01:14:02,340
- The sensations are the strangest.
- Is that so?
1153
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:05,480
Because no one, of course,
not insured...
1154
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:08,220
Even working as a painter.
1155
01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:10,560
I have a friend.
About 5 years ago...
1156
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:13,940
no, in 1949,
- he missed such a chance!
1157
01:14:14,342 --> 01:14:17,880
So the woman came in
to the bathroom he was painting,
1158
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:19,880
almost naked.
1159
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:22,480
As soon as he saw this, he immediately left.
1160
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,680
When I returned,
the woman was still there.
1161
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:27,980
She had no intention of leaving.
She asked me to help her:
1162
01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:30,500
unclasp your bra.
He almost choked.
1163
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,080
And what?
A missed opportunity.
1164
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:35,620
At lunch he told me
and I say:
1165
01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:38,460
you should have followed me
I would know what to do!
1166
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:40,220
Is this erotic for you?
1167
01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:43,500
- So, you see...
- Does “erotica” mean something to you?
1168
01:14:43,500 --> 01:14:46,640
- Erotic...?
- Erotica. What's in it for you?
1169
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:52,680
You know, erotica means
I'm not going straight, but in a detour...
1170
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,040
Does it make you emotional?
accordion?
1171
01:14:57,040 --> 01:15:01,120
Listen, accordion...
I had a friend Jean.
1172
01:15:01,685 --> 01:15:03,620
I don't talk to him anymore.
- Is that so?
1173
01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:08,100
This friend had an accordion.
We lived in Deauville.
1174
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,800
We kicked the ball with him.
1175
01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:13,720
And I came to my senses only at 3 am.
1176
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:16,080
I was severely punished then.
1177
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:20,060
Great. Is there a difference between
Cinema Vérité and voyeurs?
1178
01:15:20,060 --> 01:15:24,000
We often voyeurs
we see on TV.
1179
01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:28,340
We see them there!
I'll see one next week.
1180
01:15:28,340 --> 01:15:31,420
It allows me to sit
watching TV instead of going to the movies.
1181
01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:09,340
Bravo!
1182
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:16,260
- A! Here you are!
- Anna!
1183
01:16:16,340 --> 01:16:19,560
- Well, where have you been?
- How is this? I've been looking for you since this morning!
1184
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,900
You have no business being in a place like this!
Go back to your hotel!
1185
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,140
Otherwise I'll tell my mom everything.
All!
1186
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:35,120
Oh-ho, ha-ha, Janina.
Hehe, Lily, glug-glug...
1187
01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:37,700
Bye-bye, Paris!
1188
01:16:40,340 --> 01:16:50,860
But Notre Dame Cathedral
in Berlin no-e-e-t!
1189
01:16:51,220 --> 01:16:53,160
Look! Look!
1190
01:16:54,140 --> 01:16:56,660
Yes, he will scratch me,
this little beast!
1191
01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,060
Make velvet paws.
1192
01:16:59,060 --> 01:17:01,820
Probably your mother
were you very pleased?
1193
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,620
I didn't know my mother.
1194
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:10,780
And dad?
1195
01:17:11,140 --> 01:17:12,480
Dad... he was...
1196
01:17:12,571 --> 01:17:15,100
Dad, why did you take her away from me?!
1197
01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:19,420
You always took away from me
almost everything:
1198
01:17:19,420 --> 01:17:23,040
my cars, tickets,
my notebooks
1199
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:26,240
Where I pinned the undressed
chicks in full height.
1200
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,700
Well, well!
1201
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:30,960
It's time for me to take care of you!
Come on, eat your mashed potatoes.
1202
01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:36,940
- Do you know how to play “splash”?
- What is this “splash”?
1203
01:17:36,940 --> 01:17:39,880
"Splash" is a game.
You say “plop” in front of everyone.
1204
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:43,300
Plop - for example:
plop-Strasbourg sausages.
1205
01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:45,600
Plop-balls a la Parmentier.
1206
01:17:45,860 --> 01:17:49,160
- Is this like Javanese slang?
- Yes, but with a splash it’s funnier.
1207
01:17:49,460 --> 01:17:52,360
Fine.
Then plop - order me
1208
01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,660
splash salad with lemon.
1209
01:17:54,660 --> 01:17:57,520
Because I don’t want to get better.
- What about dessert?
1210
01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:59,320
Plop-pudding.
1211
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:06,800
I'll splash you, I'll squeeze you, I'll pounce on you,
plop, I pluck, plop, I put it through the vegetable cutter.
1212
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:10,120
Plop-plop-plop,
I'll turn your head!
1213
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:15,320
I'll flavor you with ketchup, spices,
I'll love you and crunch them like croquettes.
1214
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,580
Plop-plop-plop,
I'll eat you like pudding!
1215
01:18:18,580 --> 01:18:23,740
Plop-push me, splash-pounce,
plop-pluck, plop-pass through a vegetable cutter.
1216
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:26,980
Plop-plop-plop,
turn my head!
1217
01:18:26,980 --> 01:18:31,820
Spice me up with ketchup, spices,
love and crunch like croquettes.
1218
01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:34,980
Plop-plop-plop,
eat me like pudding!
1219
01:18:34,980 --> 01:18:39,540
We plop-clung, plop-pounced,
plop-plucked, plop-passed through a vegetable cutter.
1220
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:43,300
Plop-plop-plop,
we turned each other's heads!
1221
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:51,340
Plop-plop-plop,
we ate each other like pudding!
1222
01:18:51,340 --> 01:18:54,520
True, "believe" -
it's always wonderful, my children!
1223
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:57,420
The truth is what you like.
1224
01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:59,860
So, kids, come here, everyone.
1225
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:03,820
Like this.
1226
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,460
My children,
1227
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:16,460
vegetable sellers and love sellers -
they are great, I don't argue.
1228
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:21,820
But I don't see why we
can't we be no worse than them?
1229
01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:31,720
Good evening!
1230
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:37,680
Would you like to take a walk with me?
- Yes, monsieur, I...
1231
01:19:37,820 --> 01:19:39,680
Who else are they?
- We are not your enemies.
1232
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:43,980
- We came to protect you.
- Protect from the wrong step!
1233
01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:46,860
Come with us! Come with us!
-Where is it?
1234
01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:49,840
- To a shelter for girls!
- Hey, be careful!
1235
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,660
I won't go with anyone!
What do you think?
1236
01:19:52,660 --> 01:19:55,600
I come from a good family!
I study at the Lycée Jeanson de Sailly!
1237
01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:59,160
I'm not such a bad student.
1238
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,580
I have the right to go on strike a little
1239
01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:05,160
like metro workers!
1240
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:09,020
In the morning they stuff me with Latin
1241
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:12,620
In the evening my head is buzzing with numbers.
1242
01:20:12,620 --> 01:20:15,320
I need to escape
out of the cage!
1243
01:20:15,460 --> 01:20:19,120
Mr. Pascal,
aka Mister Blaise
1244
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:22,280
You really are
not evil at all!
1245
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,800
But I feel uneasy
1246
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:29,080
In your museum
Port Royal de Champs!
1247
01:20:29,180 --> 01:20:32,540
In the morning they stuff me with Latin
1248
01:20:32,540 --> 01:20:35,460
In the evening my head is buzzing with numbers.
1249
01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:39,820
I don't harmonize with... this!
1250
01:20:39,980 --> 01:20:42,740
And with Greek philosophers!
1251
01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:45,260
Stop filming! Enough movies!
1252
01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:47,580
- Cinema vérité?
- Is it true!
1253
01:20:47,740 --> 01:20:50,120
I was waiting for her!
Completely naked!
1254
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:52,560
This is our home!
This is our territory.
1255
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,060
Get out of here!
1256
01:20:54,060 --> 01:20:56,920
- We are not afraid of you!
- Shut up and get out!
1257
01:21:04,620 --> 01:21:07,180
- Everyone here!
- Everyone here!
1258
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:28,980
That's it, that's it! All your gifts
on my landing, ye-ye-ye!
1259
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:34,000
Scattered, scattered
up the stairs, ye-ye-ye!
1260
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:39,520
That's it, that's it! All your gifts
under your feet - there is nothing more beautiful!
1261
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:44,040
I would call it - ye-ye-ye!
1262
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:54,460
Make your “wa-wa!”
Bring out your "ye-ye!"
1263
01:22:54,580 --> 01:23:00,000
I live, believe me, in apartment 3
on floor 2, wa-wa-wa!
1264
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:04,480
If you get wet, you need to
wipe yourself off, ye-ye-ye!
1265
01:23:04,571 --> 01:23:07,460
I live on floor 2, wa-wa,
trust me, ye-ye.
1266
01:23:07,460 --> 01:23:10,020
If you get wet, you need to
wipe yourself off, ye-ye-ye!
1267
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:14,480
Because it's so good
it's yee-ye-ye!
1268
01:23:14,571 --> 01:23:24,820
Make your “wa-wa!”
Bring out your "ye-ye!"
1269
01:23:48,060 --> 01:23:50,240
Since then
how did you make your film debut,
1270
01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:53,100
you are often compared
with James Dean and Marlon Brando,
1271
01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,540
in short, with the whole school
American actors.
1272
01:23:55,540 --> 01:23:57,540
Doesn't this annoy you?
1273
01:23:59,020 --> 01:24:00,260
Yeah!
1274
01:24:00,371 --> 01:24:02,000
Annoys.
1275
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:05,820
I admire Brando
I admire James Dean.
1276
01:24:05,820 --> 01:24:08,220
He was a wonderful actor.
1277
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:10,600
But I think I have it too
its own individuality.
1278
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:12,600
But in general terms,
1279
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:15,400
as which character
would you like to act on screen?
1280
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:18,460
A modern character.
1281
01:24:18,460 --> 01:24:22,060
I would like all young people...
youth of the whole world,
1282
01:24:22,060 --> 01:24:25,740
all those who have problems
and difficulties in life,
1283
01:24:25,740 --> 01:24:27,700
would recognize ourselves in this character.
1284
01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:29,840
Essentially you would like
become a legend?
1285
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:31,285
Yeah, well yes.
1286
01:24:31,371 --> 01:24:35,320
And at the same time you could become
the elder brother of all these youth.
1287
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:37,080
Yeah!
1288
01:24:37,460 --> 01:24:40,280
- Do you like children?
- Certainly.
1289
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:42,960
I’m still just a boy myself.
1290
01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:45,900
Do you have a cat mascot in your hands?
1291
01:24:46,140 --> 01:24:50,420
My whole room is filled with them.
And this one is my favorite. His name is Kri-kri.
1292
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:53,060
Tell us about yours
secret ambitions.
1293
01:24:53,060 --> 01:24:56,020
If you had a lot of money,
what would you do with them?
1294
01:24:56,020 --> 01:25:00,000
I would buy... a farm.
An old shack.
1295
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,860
All so white
with a cloud of animals.
1296
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:05,200
- Plush ones?
- No, real ones.
1297
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:09,140
What human quality
in your opinion, the most important?
1298
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:13,720
- Sincerity.
- What do you look for in a woman?
1299
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:15,280
Poetry.
1300
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:17,280
You're often lonely, right?
1301
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:20,580
Always! I'm always alone.
Here, look at my photos...
1302
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:24,220
Here I am alone. There's one here!
1303
01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:27,040
Here - here, child -
all alone!
1304
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:30,340
Always alone! Always, always!
Always alone.
1305
01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:35,600
In your childhood was there any
a legendary figure who impressed you?
1306
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,600
Robinson Crusoe.
1307
01:25:37,860 --> 01:25:40,220
Do you read a lot now?
1308
01:25:41,140 --> 01:25:42,060
Yeah.
1309
01:25:42,060 --> 01:25:44,660
- What? Novels?
- Yes.
1310
01:25:44,940 --> 01:25:47,940
- And more philosophers.
- Which philosophers?
1311
01:25:49,180 --> 01:25:50,880
Japanese.
1312
01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:55,420
And what do these Japanese teach you?
philosophers? Wisdom?
1313
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:56,940
Yeah, exactly.
1314
01:25:56,940 --> 01:26:00,820
- Do you consider yourself wise?
- No.
1315
01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:03,280
I'm not very wise behind the wheel.
1316
01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:06,940
- Why? Do you drive fast?
- Yeah. I admit it.
1317
01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:09,640
I'm completely crazy.
Psycho.
1318
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:13,380
I'll kill myself someday, you'll see!
Someday I'll kill myself!
1319
01:26:13,380 --> 01:26:16,280
On the road... I squeeze the gas!
1320
01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:19,920
- What are your professional plans?
- I'm flying to Hollywood soon.
1321
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:23,960
Act in a film about the events
at Versailles in the 18th century.
1322
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,720
What role do you play?
1323
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,040
Voltaire as a teenager.
1324
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:31,620
- Are there other plans?
- Yeah.
1325
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:35,980
Next I will star in the other two
films. One is about the problems of the Jews,
1326
01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:38,580
the other is about black problems.
1327
01:26:38,580 --> 01:26:40,800
And you like to act
in these films?
1328
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:45,320
Yeah. Filming is taking place on location.
in hot countries.
1329
01:26:45,420 --> 01:26:47,240
I can tan!
1330
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:54,360
- A very nice story.
- Let's go quickly!
1331
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:56,700
-Are you going to get married?
- No, we are friends!
1332
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:05,680
I have a camera
you have a camera.
1333
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:09,480
And we all have
will be on camera!
1334
01:27:09,542 --> 01:27:14,060
GERARD ................... GUY BEDOS
My dad gave it to me.
1335
01:27:14,060 --> 01:27:17,520
RAYMOND-LEGION................JEAN-PAUL BELMONDO
And my mother gave it to me!
1336
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:22,720
FRANZ...............FRANCIS BLANCHE
And Aunt Emma gave it to me and said: “Take it!”
1337
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:26,940
MAN WITH A MICROPHONE...........JEAN-MARC BORY
Ever since I've had her, I've just been broken.
1338
01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:31,140
PLUMBER OF LOVE..........CLAUDE BRASSER
We will manage it, we will film it.
1339
01:27:31,140 --> 01:27:34,880
STRIPTER.........FRANCOISE BRION
And everyone will film their own little stories.
1340
01:27:35,340 --> 01:27:39,200
JACQUI-P. ...............SOPHIE DAUMIER
1341
01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:44,060
LULU THE PIANIST............ SOPHIE DEMARAIS
Everyone will film before the Opera
1342
01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:47,880
CHRONICLE KICKER......ANN DOA
Panoramas and Cineramas.
1343
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:52,140
MONSIER ALFONSO................JACQUES DUFILO
I have a camera, you have a camera.
1344
01:27:52,140 --> 01:27:55,960
POOR GINETTE.............ANNA KARINA
And we will all have our own camera!
1345
01:27:56,900 --> 01:28:00,560
STRIPTISE PERFORMER......VALERIE LAGRANGE
1346
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:04,420
LENS.......DANIEL LALU
1347
01:28:04,820 --> 01:28:08,420
MONSIER RAKANOVSKY............JEAN-PIERRE MARIELLE
1348
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:13,080
SORTER.............ANDREA PARISI
1349
01:28:13,540 --> 01:28:17,300
Nanny No. 1........FRANCOIS PERIER
1350
01:28:17,740 --> 01:28:21,620
ETHNOLOGIST...................RITA RENOIR
1351
01:28:22,020 --> 01:28:25,740
Nanny No. 2........JEAN RICHARD
1352
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:30,120
STRIPTER (IT)............PASCAL ROBERTS
1353
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:34,540
MADAME GENEVIEVE.............SIMONE SIGNORET
1354
01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:38,700
STREET SINGER......FRANCESCA SOLLEVILLE
1355
01:28:39,060 --> 01:28:42,780
COVER GIRL................ALEXANDRA STEWART
1356
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:47,220
GREGOIRE......JEAN-BAPTISTE THIERRE
1357
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:51,780
HE.............ROGE VADIM
1358
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:55,820
SIGNOR X................ROMOLO VALLEY
1359
01:28:56,120 --> 01:29:00,300
SHE......MONICA VITTI
1360
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:04,420
GIRL IN RADIO TAXI.........MARINA VLADI
1361
01:29:05,060 --> 01:29:09,040
FREDERICA............ELIZABETH WIENER
1362
01:29:09,542 --> 01:29:12,800
CASIMIR...................GEORGE WILSON
1363
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:16,780
AND THE REST
1364
01:29:37,020 --> 01:29:42,460
Translation and subtitles:
Lisok (Lisochek)